December 14, 2010

Can I shoot you?? I promise it won't hurt

As I said before we are currently packing everything in sight in our apartment. Sometimes it gets difficult knowing whether or not to pack something, like certain dishes, hair stuff, and clothes- however this is a story of something that I am very happy to say is now packed away...

The other day I was packing up our closet that had a lot of random toys, games and other stuff in it. As I was packing I came across Brett's air-soft gun, it looks something like this:So I'm packing up the boxes and decide just to throw this gun in the box. Before I pack it, I wanted to do something fun and so I cocked it and shot a cardboard box that was in the room- it made a huge hole, so i realize how powerful it is!

Brett was out in the living room, he heard the noise and came back to see what was going on- when he saw what I did for some reason he though that meant I was game for anything he wanted to do with the air-soft gun. All of the sudden he gets a big smile as he's playing with it and says, "Let me shoot you"-
"WHAT?!" I say, thinking he really must be joking, but then he says it again, "I'll just shoot your leg you have jeans on."
"No way!" I say- still thinking he has to be joking. But then as he keeps repeating it I'm realizing that he's not joking at all.
"It really doesn't hurt that bad- my brothers and I used to run around the house and shoot each other all the time" he says, like it's no big deal and like I am a crazy for not wanting him to shoot me in the leg.

As I realize more and more that he is not joking I start to run out of the room for fear of my life. I found that this is kinda like the same reason why you don't run from a bear. They chase you. Boys and bears have a lot in common. Brett thought that me running meant fun, and that he could chase me because I was going to let him shoot me. I was now a moving target.

Realizing he was chasing me, I began to be in fear of my life. He clearly did not understand that I did not see this game as fun. I did not grow up with brothers shooting me with air-soft guns. I grew up playing barbies and tea-parties- something I don't think Brett understands.

After I run out of the room we are both standing in the living room, with a small coffee table between us. I'm begging him not to shoot me, but I'm slightly laughing because I still can't decide if this is serious or not. Seeing me laughing, Brett thinks that it means it's ok and that I'm down with him shooting me. Seeing him prepare I run into the bathroom and into the shower.

Now I'm so panicked that I'm close to tears- I'm standing in the shower peeking out from behind the curtain now pleading with Brett not to shoot me.

I guess something clicked and he realized that I was really serious and that I didn't want him to shoot me.
All of the sudden Brett's eyes got as big as a puppies. I can tell he's in total shock once he realized how scared I was- he set the gun down and started apologizing over and over.
Once I sensed the area was safe I came out from the shower and I explained my feelings of fear the whole time and Brett felt awful.

Looking back it was pretty funny. It's been fun seeing how different Brett and I grew up just because he's a boy and I'm a girl. I love him and I'm so thankful that he's sensitive enough to not have shot me that day. :)

8 comments:

Logan and Ashleigh said...

ha ha ha ha....i laughed through this whole post. i could totally seeing logan and I doing the same thing. For some strange reason I cant stop laughing even when I am being serious, but that makes logan think its all a joke..

hahaha this was so funny! I wish I could have heard it all :)

Jamie said...

hahaha oh man first i laughed so hard because i could see you just shooting it out of fun and that hole appearing in the box and you being like, WOAH. haha

glad Brett didn't shoot you either!! :)

Kaley said...

haha emily it really doesn't hurt that bad, especially with jeans on! One time when we were playing Devin was smiling and got shot right in the mouth! It hit his tooth! and it didn't phase him. See, air-softs are fun! =) when you're not prego we'll play sometime!

Brittany said...

I can imagine how not funny it was at the time... but reading it made me laugh soo hard! Of course, one should never shoot a pregnant lady, Brett. ;) Emily, this reminds me of the Airsoft Attack of 2003 by Brett and Jeff! (Actually I have no idea what year it was.. that is just a guess) Anyways, Emily I'm sorry your husband tried to shoot you. HOw long are you guys in Benicia for? We get there this Saturday and are there until the 30th! We definitely need to hang out.

D-dawg said...

I am horrified by Brett... I mean, I guess he didn't know you were serious but you are pregnant for heavens sake and he is chasing you around the house with a gun!!! I could feel your terror as I read your words. I"m so sorry and yes they hurt! They feel like a BB! It is a weapon! Never let him talk you into it!!

Good luck at graduation tomorrow!

brooke said...

Em, that is too funny! That would make a great horror flick :) And I know how much you like those. Thinking of you and Brett and your graduation! Love you guys.

Nate and Joelle said...

I wonder what your downstairs neighbors were thinking! And you are lucky Brett is nice Nate would not have even asked and I would most likely be missing an eye.

carrie said...

haha!! Em this post is hilarious! And you know you have a great husband when he doesn't shoot you....