If you really knew me...

(I've seen this on a few blogs and thought it was a fun idea!)

If you really knew me... 

you would know that I think my husband is the funniest person on the face of the planet 

(and the best looking too :) 

I do not wear the color pink. It looks crazy weird with my hair. 

you would know I prefer a nice, juicy grilled steak over any other food offer

I think I come from the most awesome family, and I think I married into an equally awesome family. 

i really scored in that deparetment

In our house, we don't say the "B" word. that is, "blood" 

I am so easily made nauseous by this word and my left leg goes limp whenever I hear it. 

Practical jokes in our house consist of Brett pretending to cut himself with a kitchen knife and me screaming my head off, running to the corner and covering my eyes. 

(hopefully he never really does hurt himself because I will certainly be no help)

you would know I consider ice cream to be the sixth essential food group. I gotta get my calcium, right?!

you would know that I get serious Seasonal Affective Disorder when I live in snowy/dark places during the winter months. 

 you would know that I am super sensitive to movies/shows that are in anyway sad, scary, or have an animal get hurt in them. Like serious sensitive. Like I may have sat in the other room for 3 hours while my husband watched the movie "War Horse" because I thought the horse died eventually. Turns out he doesn't die.

I know every line in every "Office" episode.

I love watching and/or playing sports with my husband, and I love going to games, especially baseball games.

You would know that I am insanely cheap- and hate to admit it, but if the circumstance is right, I am a re-gifter.  And I love getting re-gifted gifts, or gifts that you tell me what an insane deal you got, or that you got it for free out of a dumpster!! :)

If you really knew me...

you would know that my dream job is to be an oceanographer- but one of my most deathly fears is the open water, so.... not sure if that dream is ever going to work out ;)

you would know (and probably do know) I think my baby Parker is the sweetest, cutest, most wonderful baby ever

you would know that I love animals, fresh flowers, farmers markets and delicious food

I hate naps and fruit flavored gum

you would know I read the comics section of the paper every Sunday, and Brett thinks it's hilarious that I read them

I love to cook and I hate doing crafts (because they never turn out :)

you would know I would rather be barefoot then wear anything else on my feet. you would know my husband thinks I have a temper to match my hair...

you would know I'm a morning person, and definitely not a night owl

I own a lot of jewelry, but never wear a lot

you would know I think my husband is the most awesome, fun, loving, smart, sensitive guy out there

Now you know!