In one of my classes this smester, there is a girl that sits behind me,
it is the same girl, because even though you aren't "assigned" seats in college you usually sit within a 2-3 seat range from where you sat the first day.
It's just the way it is.
And if you try and switch it up, someone will usually walk in and stare at you for 5 minutes because you are in their seat and then they will panic because they don't know where to go- sometimes they will even end up glaring at you as they stomp away.
(this really does happen, ask brett... true story)
Anyways, so this same girl always sits behind me. I don't know what she looks like, or her name because I have never turned around to see.
She is simply known to me as "Sneeze girl"
This is because every day I can count on one thing from this girl.
Usually, about 15-20 minutes into the class I hear a small, and quiet sneeze behind me. It's a small sneeze, almost like a squeak. Not a big deal.
But then, without fail...she says,
"Gross!"
EVERY DAY !!
I'm not joking, this has gone on for 5 class periods now.
And every time she has sat behind me and she has sneezed and then said "gross!"
And every day i think, this has to be a joke!
But it apparently is not!
And she says "Gross" pretty darn loud.
And I'm always thinking in my mind,
Did a gallon of snot just fly out of your nose?
Did phlegm shoot out of your mouth?
Is your face plastered in disgusting mucus?
And if this is happening daily, why don't you start carrying a box of tissues??
And why on earth would you say, "Gross" so loud?!
I have never turned around to see what she looks like after this infamous sneeze,
maybe I am scared of what I will see,
And I really don't want to get sick during class...
I think I will bring a box of tissues to next class and "conveniently" offer her a tissue after "the sneeze" and then just tell her to keep the whole box...
x0x0,
it is the same girl, because even though you aren't "assigned" seats in college you usually sit within a 2-3 seat range from where you sat the first day.
It's just the way it is.
And if you try and switch it up, someone will usually walk in and stare at you for 5 minutes because you are in their seat and then they will panic because they don't know where to go- sometimes they will even end up glaring at you as they stomp away.
(this really does happen, ask brett... true story)
Anyways, so this same girl always sits behind me. I don't know what she looks like, or her name because I have never turned around to see.
She is simply known to me as "Sneeze girl"
This is because every day I can count on one thing from this girl.
Usually, about 15-20 minutes into the class I hear a small, and quiet sneeze behind me. It's a small sneeze, almost like a squeak. Not a big deal.
But then, without fail...she says,
"Gross!"
EVERY DAY !!
I'm not joking, this has gone on for 5 class periods now.
And every time she has sat behind me and she has sneezed and then said "gross!"
And every day i think, this has to be a joke!
But it apparently is not!
And she says "Gross" pretty darn loud.
And I'm always thinking in my mind,
Did a gallon of snot just fly out of your nose?
Did phlegm shoot out of your mouth?
Is your face plastered in disgusting mucus?
And if this is happening daily, why don't you start carrying a box of tissues??
And why on earth would you say, "Gross" so loud?!
I have never turned around to see what she looks like after this infamous sneeze,
maybe I am scared of what I will see,
And I really don't want to get sick during class...
I think I will bring a box of tissues to next class and "conveniently" offer her a tissue after "the sneeze" and then just tell her to keep the whole box...
x0x0,
5 comments:
you should try and hand her the tissue before she sneezes- hahaha like you know when its coming...
i had a teacher once ask me to sit in someone else seat to change up the seating "arrangement" it was funny!
LOL! that is so funny and really weird of her haha...
hahaahhaha!! Em that is hilarious!
That;s disgusting. That poor girl has no manners. Please bring her a tissue. and I do feel that it is time for you to move seats!!
Who does that!? It must be a trick on you or something. . . a weird one! Your adventures sound fun and exciting. We miss being your neighbor. Boise neighbors are boring!
We are still wondering what Brett is doing while you are in school. . . you promised, not really. I guess we will just have to skype soon to find out!
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