Dear Double Scoop Carmel Brownie and Gavin's Mess(ice cream flavors):
We have been seeing a lot of each other lately. I have come in and ordered you a lot within these past few weeks, so much in fact that I am embarrassed to say how many times.
So I am writing you this letter to tell you that I think we should take a break. You have treated me so good, and you have made me so happy these past few weeks.
When I am with you, I feel like I could just eat you forever and ever and ever you would never let me down.
But then, guess what? You did let me down. I noticed that I was addicted to you, and I felt a little bit bigger after eating you so often.
I am sorry to do this, you will move on, I know you will.
You will meet another soon who will order you just as often as I was.
And they will eat you with just as much love as I ate you.
Maybe we will see each other around, hopefully not to often.
If you are with someone else, I will try not to be to sad.
Oh, and just so you know, it's not you, it's me.
Love,
always and forever
Emily
4 comments:
Gorilla Munch Crunch is my ex- best friend...oh how I miss those days! We had so many good times together...
mmmm that does look good. i'm sorry you had to break up with it. let's be sure to get some ice cream when you come visit though, k?
hahah! Em, you crack me up!!!! ...would you mind if I tried it?
Funny Em, I really started having some sad, sentimental feelings there for a while - Oh, it's just ice cream! Gram, Bonnie and I went to lunch today. On the way back to the care, we saw two tiny girl's eating a 1/2 gallon if Rocky Road. I really had jealous feelings! I wish it was me, but those days are gone. You still have a few good years left!.
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